And so the adventure begins, Since learning of this annual show – a weekend of bands curated by Madness with two performances by the band themselves, I have wanted to come. Of course life (and things like planning a wedding) got in the way. When the posts about the 2019 show started flooding in, and then the announcement that 2020 would be the last show, I secured Dan’s agreement to postpone our planned 2020 trip to Japan to replace it with a UK and Ireland trip with the House of Fun Weekender as its centrepiece. I bought the tix as soon as they went on sale in November 2019. In late2020, the show was postponed until November 2021 and by the second half of 2021, with Australia’s borders still firmly shut, I was convinced my cursed relationship with seeing this band live would once again be realised – the show would go ahead in spite of COVID but without me. A wave of emotions came over me in mid-October when the Australian Government announced the border would reopen and international travel to and from the UK would resume just two weeks before my scheduled departure date.
So there I was standing at the entrance to Butlin’s ready for the weekend I had been looking forward to for two years. And only my third experience of seeing Madness live despite many more failed attempts. Butlin’s is a holiday camp in Minehead on the South-west coast of England. When you look closely, the buildings look like they were probably once army barracks. That is because they were. Butlin’s were used as army barracks in the second world war. The resort at Minehead was designed in the 1960s but still looks the part – the chalets – largely two or three story fibro dwellings with outdoor stairs and basically equipped. Some of the flasher chalets have balconies added and are quite plush inside. Mine wasn’t one of these.
Once I found my way in to the check in table, I queued up and was asked the name of the lead guest. That was me, And I am pretty sure the person assisting me was a bit shocked that it was just me. Butlins is very clearly a family resort and/or a place to party. There were some couples about the place but largely the guests were larger groups of friends. I saw a lot of cases of beer being loaded onto luggage trolleys on their way to chalets. It had been a long time since I had been to a music festival by myself and I don’t think I have ever been to a weekend festival alone. I have to admit it was a bit intimidating but I was determined. My stubbornness usually wins out in the end so I just thought stuff it. Who cares if anyone looks at me strangely. I am here – just like them. To have a good time and enjoy the band we all love. I needn’t have worried. While it would have been easier to be here with Dan and so much more fun to be here with a posse of ska loving mates – Vanessa, Christina, Lisa – you would have had a ball, I was here and I was going to enjoy it.
Given the three flights of outdoor stairs to climb, labelled slippery when wet, I decided to pack a smaller bag from the car to get me through the weekend. Settled in and heat turned on and up, I ventured out to try out the premium dining plan. Premium my arse. The massive dining room and series of bain-maries reminded me more of school camp fare from when we were kids than a premium buffet. This was no Burns club all you can eat deal. It was all you can eat but with less options and less quality. I had decided that wrapping in a meal plan that covered breakfast and dinner for about $50 a day was worthwhile. It was from a volume perspective. Much like a licensed club at home, the carvery was probably the safest bet. For some reason the UK, at least in large volume cookeries, hasn’t cottoned on the fact that veges (other than peas) are much better when they aren’t mushy. It has taken a couple of generations to get that right at home but it seems something the UK is yet to learn. That aside, the roast dinner was Ok – the pasta, Indian and Chinese options less appealing. The salads were OK and if you are intro that kind of thing there were plenty of dessert options.
After dinner it was ready for the main event. Time for madness. I walked into the arena to be greeted by the biggest array of ska styled fashion I had seen since skalapolooza more than 20 years ago. And as with my last Madness show, the majority of the crowd were those who had seen Madness in pubs around the UK in their heyday. I love going to a show where I feel like half the crowd is older than me – There were a number of my obvious contemporaries, as well as a smattering of youngsters – some the sons and daughters of lifelong fans and in some cases, the next generation of ska fans and rude boys. There were pork pie hats as far as the eye could see – some accompanied by suits, others polo shirts, jeans and bomber jackets. There were also more than a few 80s skinhead girl inspired cuts. And everyone (except me) was wearing docs. I may not look it as much as them, but these were my peeps. I also love that they didn’t care whether people thought they were dressed “too young” – hard to tell if the outfits (and haircuts) were for the weekend or their day to day but full points for commitment and attitude. And I have to say – a crew cut, polo, bomber jacket, and pork pie hat work nicely as fashion for the middle aged man. [The Prince – Madness – Their first hit, off the first record (released about three years before I discovered them) is a fantastic track that had all the hallmarks of the two tone vibe of 1979. An homage to Jamaican ska legend Prince Buster, it was their only release on the two tone label]
I caught the end of a DJ set from and stood amongst the crowd people watching. Then Madness hit the stage. And then all the questioning of whether I should have come, all the anxiety of being there on my own subsided. And I lost myself in the music. I was too busy dancing to take a selfie but I swear I was grinning from ear to ear. There is a line out of a Rancid song that describes my feeling of elation in the middle of a crowd of strangers listening to live music – “When the music hits, I’ve got a place to go”. Live music is my happy place and while I love experiencing new artists and new perspectives, there are a core of songs and artists that just make me feel like I’m home. Madness is one of those bands. The set felt a bit like a group of fans jamming in some ways. The band were, as ever, totally professional but there was a familiarity with crowd borne of shared experiences – partly at previous House of Fun Weekenders and a casual approach of just rolling out some hits and some lesser known tunes (not to this crowd though) and just generally having a bit of a dance, a singalong and a rollicking good time. The hit were there from The Prince to and everything in between – House of Fun, Our House and It Must be Love were all there but also other gems off their first record like Madness, Bed and Breakfast Man and One Step Beyond as well as a range of tracks from across their catalogue. Perhaps as a herald to the general age of the attendees and as acknowledgement that ska is all about dancing, there was no circle pit. But there was a lot of dancing – including a group of young guys in front of me dressed in suits and pork pie hats. Despite my brewing cold, I danced my heart out.
I resisted the temptation to get drunk and party the night away with a bunch of people I didn’t know so I was ready for a second run on night two. It was freezing, I was tired and I couldn’t work out how to turn the heat on in the bedroom. The heat was working in the loungeroom but for reasons passing understanding, there was a springloaded door between the loungeroom and bedrooms and try as I might, I couldn’t get it to stay open so I rugged up and tried to keep warm during the night.










































