Celebrating the Turkish (tourist) way

The Turkish night is a staple in Turkish tourism. You go, you eat Turkish food, you drink, and you watch Turkish dancing. It’s all pretty clichéd but that doesn’t mean it isn’t fun. In Cappadoccia, the Turkish night is in what I imagine is a purpose built facility, or at least one that has been substantially modified for the purpose. You go through the corridor at the entrance into a huge amphitheatre, with stone tables and benches in the round, stepped up so everyone has a fabulous view of the festivities. There was wine flowing and a fabulous first course of assorted mezze. The main course though was a bit of a let down – I had the fish – It was really dry and because it was simply done, grilled with lemon, being dry made it actually unappetizing (which was a shame)

As we ate we watched a plethora of Turkish acts from a traditional wedding dance to the jumping over each other hi-jinks that you envision would occur in this part of the world (or at least in the mid 20th century Hollywood version of it. Interestingly Turkey mainly seems o be portrayed as a haven for spies and terrorist in more modern imaginings – be it Bond or Spooks. In some parts, it looked a bit Riverdance (or maybe it’s because there are certain similarities to traditional folk dancing the world over). Of course there was a belly dancer. You probably couldn’t really have a Turkish night without a belly dancer. And somewhat predictably they got someone from try their hand as well. More drinking and some Turkish sweets and then it was back to our hotel to prepare for a day of driving. (Sweet Jane – Cowboy junkies – The original is one of Lou Reed’s greatest tunes. This is an exceptional cover which deserves its place on the Best Covers of All Time album it comes from. One of my fave driving albums.)

 

The truth is out there…

Istanbul 064We started off our second full day in Goreme very, very early. We all arose bleary eyed to drive to the balloon centre where we enjoyed a light breakfast and tea to warm us up. We stood around and chatted for awhile – I had a very interesting chat about design with one of our fellow travelers – we had a pretty good tour group actually – all very friendly, intelligent and worldly. It’s funny how similar interests like a love of travelling without just a superficial tourist’s –eye view of something helps you find kindred spirits. The balloon ride was fun – my second one but somehow a balloon ride over Goreme felt way more exotic than a balloon ride over Canberra. Maybe not for a Turkish person. We were in the air for quite a while and the most amazing part was the amount of balloons in the air there were more than 50. And that happens every day. Makes our local balloon fiesta look like a joke. Well maybe that was the second most amazing part. The balloon pilot actually landed our balloon on the trailer that was to take it home. It made for a more difficult exit but it showed some mad skills.  Once on the ground we enjoyed champagne and toasted the birthday of two of our fellow travelers.

Our next destination was the Goreme open air museum. While it is easy to get jaded about what you are seeing – a few of us had already mused on how many more photos of rocks we could possibly take – the open air museum is well worth the effort and again the cave that you have to pay extra to enter (and aren’t allowed to take pics in is well worth it. The museum is littered with better preserved caves and dwellings than we had already seen and may included frescos, largely painted in what were Byzantine churches. The pay extra cave which was quite high up had only been discovered in recent years and had some spectacularly well preserved frescos. They were vibrant and exquisite. Of course since the open air museum is so popular, it, like all Turkish attractions has a rather extensive gift shop. And I got a present – A pendant with Arabic on it and a small emerald. I also bought a balloon like the one the girls had hanging from the escape hatch in our mini bus.

From here we went to the local castle – well really it was another tall dwelling carved out of the rock high atop a rocky mountain– we climbed up from the inside which was a little bit claustrophobic to begin with – and kept walking up steps until we got to the top – I was a bit puffed by the time we got there but it was a magnificent vista. We sat for a while and took plenty of pics. As we came down we spent some time surveying the little roadside stalls. There are roadside stalls near most tourist attractions in Turkey and none moreso than in the Cappadoccia area. This particular one had a produce stall that sold the best dried apricots and pistachios I have ever had.

Our next stop was pigeon valley – so named for the pigeonries that lined the valley. A lot of the places carved high in the rock around Goreme are actually not homes at all but pigeonries. Also most of what were dwellings in the past have been vacant since the 1960s and 70s as the rock falls became more intense then. We didn’t actually go down into pigeon valley. The most fascinating parts about it were largely tourist related. 1.  At the top of the valley is a little shop advertising the sale of viagra. You can also purchase fertili8ty ststues – probably linked to the love valley phenomenon. 2. Just near the valley is this spectacular tree which looks like it probably doesn’t grow foliage anymore but someone had covered it in hanging evil eyes. You get these everywhere in Turkey. They are usually made of glass and are good luck symbols to ward off evil spirits. You get them on little pins with your change when you make a purchase in a souvenir shop. In the end you have so many you can’t see the money for the pins. But on the tree they looked spectacular. (Mystic Man – Peter Tosh – I can never go past a good raga beat and Peter Tosh does it better than most. Bob Marley might have some of the bigger ticket hits but Peter Tosh is also reliably good.)

The other thing we encountered along our journey today were two typical Turkish phenomena – an older lady selling embroidery  (this time it was embroidered cushions – TC bought one for his grandma) and cats and dogs wandering aimlessly throughout the streets. We didn’t approach any of the pooches for fear of diseases savagery but they didn’t look like strays. In fact in Turkey people just let their pets wander about as part of the community. They all looked well fed and mostly well cared for.  After our morning tour, we had an afternoon of free time. TC and I decided to go in search of the UFO museum I had read about in my pre=trip research. Apparently it was a café setup with a museum to the American past time of chasing UFOs. Supposedly it had manikins of the aliens at Roswell and all sorts of other cool paraphernalia. We walked for ages but couldn’t find it. Later that evening our American tour companions (who made most of the discoveries on the tour due to their ability to get out amongst it and their fitness) told us that they had come across the remnants of the museum – a pile of stuff out the back of another establishment. Dammit. The only thing better than a tacky UFO museum in the middle of the Cappadoccia moonscape, is the decaying remains of a tacky UFO museum in the Cappadoccia moonscape.

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So the afternoon wasn’t a total loss, we decided to wander through the village to seek out postcards and other tacky tourist wares.  Along the way, we found a shop selling beautifully crafted embroidered jewelry. At only a couple of dollars per necklace for these pieces, I didn’t have the heart to bargain. Besides, I’m not very good at it anyway. I bought three, with the idea that I would give some away as gifts. In the end, they were all so beautiful, and I couldn’t choose which one I wanted most so I decided to keep them all. We wandered up into the top end of the village, past little restaurants and cafes, some with Turkish locals smoking sheesha, and 711 style establishments with an assortment of necessities and stuff for tourists. Then we came to a jewelry store. Browsing the counter, I found a fabulous marquisate ring. The only problem – not my size. The fabulous thing about Turkey is that they are willing to do almost anything to get a SALE. At first they offered to resize it and have me pick it up the next morning. Of course that would mean being stranded in Goreme as our bus was leaving early the next morning. The store then resized it in an hour. We went back, had a swim, and wandered back up the street to collect it – perfectly re-sized, and polished.

What’s not to Love?

Goreme would be our base for the next couple of days. Unlike some of our fellow travelers who resorted to washing in the bath, TC and I chose to avail ourselves of the hotel’s laundry service. One thing that became apparent in our travels was that the hotels where we stayed usually didn’t have guest laundries. Fortunately the cost of getting someone else to wash and dry your laundry was relatively cheap. We washed about five days of gear for both of us for less than 50 TL. We kept the hand washing for later in the trip when we didn’t have enough time to use a laundry service.

Our day started with a walking tour through the bushland around Goreme, including views of Love Valley (so named because of the phallic shaped rock formations rather than any romantic notions. It was a beautiful blue skied, sunny day and every few minutes there was another spectacular view. TC had his camera welded to his face and took an insane amount of photos. We trundled along for probably about an hour or so until we came to a shady sheltered spot. Lo and behold there was a shop there which offered fresh orange and pomegranate juice and flogged English books.  Venturing off on our own, we headed up through another valley, through a sort of cave until Mutlu came after us to get us to come back. There were a lot of valleys and trails but also a lot of tourists so it’s pretty unlikely you’d get stuck out here long enough to sell your miracle survival story. I’m pretty sure Goreme is Turkey’s answer  to Mission Beach – once a community but now the infrastructure for a tourist industry.

After a bit more trekking we stopped for a bio break at a local market (and undercover rest area). After that we jumped in the bus and headed to Uchisar for lunch. Finally a Turkish food that was just like we get at home. Only better. Gozleme. Traditional spinach and cheese. And potato and cheese. Delish. Washed down with a diet coke. TC couldn’t’ resist the choc caramel ice cream and I dutifully obliged finishing it off for him. We watched as the Turkish ladies made the fresh Gozleme and sat down at a low table on cushions to consume the delectable treat. This style of dining, sitting on the floor is not uncommon in Turkey.

After lunch we went on a guided tour of Uchisar, what was until 20 years ago an actual village that people lived in, carved into the walls. Our guide was our host at the café, whose family used to live there. We wandered through rooms that were kitchens, with ovens carved into the walls. Seats and tables, and stairs or at least climbing holes that went to upper floors. Apparently some of the carvings higher up were actually for pigeon coops. Pigeons were quite a feature of the way of life around Goreme. The secluded valley was quite serene and the local perspective on the dwellings was worthwhile. The girls bought a balloon souvenir that was to become our mascot for the rest of the tour – brightly coloured it came with a balloon that you blew up and put inside the balloon part.

After chilling out in the hotel for a while, we all piled into the minibus once more and headed into town for our dinner with a local family. They welcomed us at the door to their home, where we removed our shoes, as is customary in Turkey and came into their lounge room where we sat cross legged on cushions on the floor around a large table. We ate a traditional soup followed by a Turkish style casserole or stew and salad and bread. It was a simple Turkish meal that an average family might eat. Which was the point. Although it felt slightly uncomfortable and the family didn’t actually sit and eat with us which was what I was hoping for, it was worthwhile. It would probably have been better to get to know some Turks and be invited to their home for dinner. But at least these people were earning some extra money by doing this and it was nice to get have some contact with something a little bit less touristy. (See you Soon – Coldplay – This is from a compilation album called Coastal Chill. Not my usual fare but it was a good interlude in my CD stacker for those lazy Sunday drives down the mountain to Kiama.)

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Following our dinner we headed off to experience one of Turkey’s great cultural oddities – the Whirling dervishes – Essentially the whirling dervish ‘dance’ is a trance like whirl that comes out of being in a highly contemplative religious state. The dervishes are part of a highly religious Muslim sect that originated in Konya in Turkey. Curiously now though, in the secular democracy of Turkey, they also ‘perform’ for the mobs of tourists that come through Cappadocia. The most impressive thing was the building where the performance was held. An ancient building of sandstone that was once used as a kind of traveller’s stop, it had a big open courtyard where the animals would have once been in. For the performance we went into what looked like a church in the round. We sat in wooden stalls that were a lot like church pews and watched as the dervishes got themselves in a trance like state (which actually takes a while. They come out wearing long black frock coats and as they whirled they removed them so they were in the traditional white long tunics we are used to seeing. The performance actually goes on for quite some time. We were already quite tired from a busy day of trekking and the lengthy performance and the constancy of the chanting and whirling nearly put me in a trance like state. TC bought me a spectacular Tracy style travelling present though – a whirling dervishes snow globe. Spectacular.