Santa Claus is coming to town

Istanbul 243Still maintaining a sesame pretzel diet but feeling much better, I was extremely happy to get on the road. We were heading to the docking point for our overnight boat ride. And on the way we were going to stop somewhere just for me. Santa Claus town. Otherwise known as Demre. The town, thought to be the birthplace of St Nicholas, is home to Byzantine church honoring the chriskindle saint. The church has been excavated and while the frescos are not the best ones in Turkey, the church is worth a visit, even just to see the swathes of Russian tourists. Man are they pushy. This heavily made up young girl, gesticulating wildly and pretty much yelling at her boyfriend in Russian shoved me out of the way so she could have her photo taken where I was standing.

Elsewhere the town is a broken down ex-tourist town where buses just stop for a pit stop and pretty much no-one stays overnight. Being the only Christmas themed stop in a largely Muslim country, complete with life-size concrete Noel Baba or Santa in the shopping complex, I imagined it would be a good stop for my traditional Christmas ornament. I was wrong. Because of the desperation to grab the tourist hordes as they stop momentarily, the locals are pushy, charge really outrageous prices and, most of all, sell really poor quality souvenirs (possibly made in China). After chasing me up the street to buy a really sub standard Christmas babushka doll for close to $20, this one guy tried to tell TC he would have no problem taking a flick knife through Australian Customs. For the record, you can’t.

We stopped for lunch – Gozleme – but I stuck with my sesame pretzels, not wanting to risk it, given we were about to go out on a boat.

Sick and miserable in Antalya

The next day as we set off on our lengthy bus trip, I felt absolutely awful. It appears I had come down with a pretty savage case of food poisoning or something else gastro related. It was then that I discovered what would be my diet for the next couple of days – sesame pretzel sticks.  We spent about four hours travelling, stopping at a roadside diner for lunch. As hungry as I was, I felt way too sick to eat any regular food so I camped in the bus, with my bottle of Gatorade for company. When we arrived in Antalya, we had to carry our packs into the little hotel where we staying in the centre of the old town.  The town was gorgeous and the hotel a quite relaxed little place with a beautiful shady courtyard. Unfortunately all I could do was lie in bed, curled up in pain and try to sleep. TC wandered around the town with others in the tour group, swimming in the Mediterranean and enjoying a fabulous meal in a local restaurant apparently. I awoke the next morning and decided to go for a bit of a stroll so I could at least see something of this pretty little coastal town before we bid adieu. They were some absolutely stunning views to the harbor below and as I strolled through the cobblestone3d (and recently paved alleyways, heading toward the town, I came across Hadrian’s Gate, built 1900 years ago when the Roman Emperor came to town.. Turkey really is a historical melting pot as well as crossing the cultural divide between the east and west.

Deep down in the underground

We readied ourselves for another long day in the back of the van – TC and I often ended up in the cramped back corner. Mostly because I was really bad at being last on the bus. Thankfully our first stop wasn’t too far away – Denkuyu – one of Turkey’s infamous underground cities. These places dated back hundreds and thousands of years and were where whole towns of people avoided slaughter by living underground. There is a list of warnings that people with claustrophobia and a host of other medical conditions shouldn’t go down there. Normally you would just write these warnings off as a company being over cautious, worried they might get sued. But this is Turkey. And this was pretty much the first safety warning of any kind I had seen.  We went anyway. TC was a little scared that the confined space would freak him out but they were mostly worried about being able to get someone out  if they suffered a medical emergency, The spaces were pretty tight and the worst part was that you were kind of bent over a lot of the way. Climbing through the tunnels in procession, it was impossible to see how much further you had to walk crouched over and how far up the next open space would be. The most spectacular part was the shaft that let light (and air in). If you leaned right over in a couple of spots, you could just see a hint of sky.  Like everywhere else in Turkey, or the world, where there’s a tourist attraction, there’s a gift shop.  After that and a “bio break”, it was back in the bus – next stop – the Ilhara valley. (Lonesome – Unwritten Law – the perfect angst-ridden break-up song. It’s poignant lyrics, catchy riff and powerhouse angst have accompanied my angry tears following more than one breakup.)

The Ilhara valley can almost best be described as a gorge rather than a valley in the traditional Australian sense. We walked down quite a lot of stairs until we reached the valley floor. There was quite a bit of room for walking along beside the river the (or really creek) than ran through the valley. It was picturesque and green but like in Southern Spain, the vegetation reminded me quite a lot of Australia. You could almost have been walking alongside the cotter river or the Murumbidgee. Of course there weren’t eucalyptus trees that we see in Australia but much of the vegetation and the light were familiar. Although so far in my travels, I haven’t really experienced big sky the way it exists in Australia. Nowhere here is the sky as expansive. At the end of the valley we reached our lunch destination. A restaurant with floating pontoons on the river set up like ramshackle Bedouin tents. They were joined by a series of floating gangways to the restaurant. Of course we chose to dine on the pontoons. Given my propensity for clutz-tastic disasters (and the fact that I almost fell in on the way over) I let TC and our other tour group buddies go across to get drinks and stuff. It was a lunch of simple Turkish fare and then up out of the valley to the bus our wonderful driver had brought to meet us – almost to the restaurant door. Konya, home of the whirling dervishes. (Human Behaviour – Bjork – My first immersion in Bjork’s blend of avant garde tunes and theatrical demeanor was at the 1994 Big Day Out. It was the perfect interlude to the mix of grunge and punk that occupied the main stages.)

We stopped at the mosque in the centre of Konya – there is a museum there with a history of the dervishes. TC and I (and several of the tour group) decided to have a look through the local market and shops instead. Konya is actually quite an ugly city, as Turkish cities go – the city centre reminded me quite a lot of the market area of Ankara -functional, largely constructed in the latter part of the 20th century, and not really anything beautiful about it. We wandered up the street TC in search of the elusive peach knife. We also found some tacky souvenir stores (and just like in Ankara, loads of shops selling nylon lace and other assorted cheap clothing that no one should be wearing in this climate). The other thing we noticed here was how conservative it was. All women were wearing head scarves and were covered a lo5tt more than other places we had been. We saw traditional face coverings like niquabs and hijabs here. The conservatism is of course driven by the strict religious undertones in this part of the country. As we walked back to the bus, we passed the mosque where a lot of men were washing themselves to prepare for prayer.\

 

Last strop of the day was Beyshehir, a lake town where we arrived at dusk. We checked into the hotel (which was really nice and quite spacious and relaxed for a while. Our room had quite a spectacular view of the lake. Eventually we headed down to dinner in the hotel. Some of our number had chosen to go and forage further afield but we were pretty tired and decided the in-hotel option, while a little expensive by Turkish standards, was the easiest. I had a delightful meal that started with chicken soup and then a kebab and a few beers. After dinner we decided to go for a bit of a stroll about town and out to the lake. This, more than anywhere we had been, felt like a regional summer holiday place. And one that had been updated in the 80s like so many regional tourist spots in Australia. There were boardwalks along the lake and facilities for holiday activities. Like many Australian lakes, it felt like the kind of place where families might go on a cheap(er) holiday. Only in Australia, they’d probably stay in a caravan rather than a hotel. We took a stroll after dinner, variously running into different members of our tour group as we strolled around the landscaped lake, resplendent with swan boats and everything.

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Celebrating the Turkish (tourist) way

The Turkish night is a staple in Turkish tourism. You go, you eat Turkish food, you drink, and you watch Turkish dancing. It’s all pretty clichéd but that doesn’t mean it isn’t fun. In Cappadoccia, the Turkish night is in what I imagine is a purpose built facility, or at least one that has been substantially modified for the purpose. You go through the corridor at the entrance into a huge amphitheatre, with stone tables and benches in the round, stepped up so everyone has a fabulous view of the festivities. There was wine flowing and a fabulous first course of assorted mezze. The main course though was a bit of a let down – I had the fish – It was really dry and because it was simply done, grilled with lemon, being dry made it actually unappetizing (which was a shame)

As we ate we watched a plethora of Turkish acts from a traditional wedding dance to the jumping over each other hi-jinks that you envision would occur in this part of the world (or at least in the mid 20th century Hollywood version of it. Interestingly Turkey mainly seems o be portrayed as a haven for spies and terrorist in more modern imaginings – be it Bond or Spooks. In some parts, it looked a bit Riverdance (or maybe it’s because there are certain similarities to traditional folk dancing the world over). Of course there was a belly dancer. You probably couldn’t really have a Turkish night without a belly dancer. And somewhat predictably they got someone from try their hand as well. More drinking and some Turkish sweets and then it was back to our hotel to prepare for a day of driving. (Sweet Jane – Cowboy junkies – The original is one of Lou Reed’s greatest tunes. This is an exceptional cover which deserves its place on the Best Covers of All Time album it comes from. One of my fave driving albums.)

 

The truth is out there…

Istanbul 064We started off our second full day in Goreme very, very early. We all arose bleary eyed to drive to the balloon centre where we enjoyed a light breakfast and tea to warm us up. We stood around and chatted for awhile – I had a very interesting chat about design with one of our fellow travelers – we had a pretty good tour group actually – all very friendly, intelligent and worldly. It’s funny how similar interests like a love of travelling without just a superficial tourist’s –eye view of something helps you find kindred spirits. The balloon ride was fun – my second one but somehow a balloon ride over Goreme felt way more exotic than a balloon ride over Canberra. Maybe not for a Turkish person. We were in the air for quite a while and the most amazing part was the amount of balloons in the air there were more than 50. And that happens every day. Makes our local balloon fiesta look like a joke. Well maybe that was the second most amazing part. The balloon pilot actually landed our balloon on the trailer that was to take it home. It made for a more difficult exit but it showed some mad skills.  Once on the ground we enjoyed champagne and toasted the birthday of two of our fellow travelers.

Our next destination was the Goreme open air museum. While it is easy to get jaded about what you are seeing – a few of us had already mused on how many more photos of rocks we could possibly take – the open air museum is well worth the effort and again the cave that you have to pay extra to enter (and aren’t allowed to take pics in is well worth it. The museum is littered with better preserved caves and dwellings than we had already seen and may included frescos, largely painted in what were Byzantine churches. The pay extra cave which was quite high up had only been discovered in recent years and had some spectacularly well preserved frescos. They were vibrant and exquisite. Of course since the open air museum is so popular, it, like all Turkish attractions has a rather extensive gift shop. And I got a present – A pendant with Arabic on it and a small emerald. I also bought a balloon like the one the girls had hanging from the escape hatch in our mini bus.

From here we went to the local castle – well really it was another tall dwelling carved out of the rock high atop a rocky mountain– we climbed up from the inside which was a little bit claustrophobic to begin with – and kept walking up steps until we got to the top – I was a bit puffed by the time we got there but it was a magnificent vista. We sat for a while and took plenty of pics. As we came down we spent some time surveying the little roadside stalls. There are roadside stalls near most tourist attractions in Turkey and none moreso than in the Cappadoccia area. This particular one had a produce stall that sold the best dried apricots and pistachios I have ever had.

Our next stop was pigeon valley – so named for the pigeonries that lined the valley. A lot of the places carved high in the rock around Goreme are actually not homes at all but pigeonries. Also most of what were dwellings in the past have been vacant since the 1960s and 70s as the rock falls became more intense then. We didn’t actually go down into pigeon valley. The most fascinating parts about it were largely tourist related. 1.  At the top of the valley is a little shop advertising the sale of viagra. You can also purchase fertili8ty ststues – probably linked to the love valley phenomenon. 2. Just near the valley is this spectacular tree which looks like it probably doesn’t grow foliage anymore but someone had covered it in hanging evil eyes. You get these everywhere in Turkey. They are usually made of glass and are good luck symbols to ward off evil spirits. You get them on little pins with your change when you make a purchase in a souvenir shop. In the end you have so many you can’t see the money for the pins. But on the tree they looked spectacular. (Mystic Man – Peter Tosh – I can never go past a good raga beat and Peter Tosh does it better than most. Bob Marley might have some of the bigger ticket hits but Peter Tosh is also reliably good.)

The other thing we encountered along our journey today were two typical Turkish phenomena – an older lady selling embroidery  (this time it was embroidered cushions – TC bought one for his grandma) and cats and dogs wandering aimlessly throughout the streets. We didn’t approach any of the pooches for fear of diseases savagery but they didn’t look like strays. In fact in Turkey people just let their pets wander about as part of the community. They all looked well fed and mostly well cared for.  After our morning tour, we had an afternoon of free time. TC and I decided to go in search of the UFO museum I had read about in my pre=trip research. Apparently it was a café setup with a museum to the American past time of chasing UFOs. Supposedly it had manikins of the aliens at Roswell and all sorts of other cool paraphernalia. We walked for ages but couldn’t find it. Later that evening our American tour companions (who made most of the discoveries on the tour due to their ability to get out amongst it and their fitness) told us that they had come across the remnants of the museum – a pile of stuff out the back of another establishment. Dammit. The only thing better than a tacky UFO museum in the middle of the Cappadoccia moonscape, is the decaying remains of a tacky UFO museum in the Cappadoccia moonscape.

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So the afternoon wasn’t a total loss, we decided to wander through the village to seek out postcards and other tacky tourist wares.  Along the way, we found a shop selling beautifully crafted embroidered jewelry. At only a couple of dollars per necklace for these pieces, I didn’t have the heart to bargain. Besides, I’m not very good at it anyway. I bought three, with the idea that I would give some away as gifts. In the end, they were all so beautiful, and I couldn’t choose which one I wanted most so I decided to keep them all. We wandered up into the top end of the village, past little restaurants and cafes, some with Turkish locals smoking sheesha, and 711 style establishments with an assortment of necessities and stuff for tourists. Then we came to a jewelry store. Browsing the counter, I found a fabulous marquisate ring. The only problem – not my size. The fabulous thing about Turkey is that they are willing to do almost anything to get a SALE. At first they offered to resize it and have me pick it up the next morning. Of course that would mean being stranded in Goreme as our bus was leaving early the next morning. The store then resized it in an hour. We went back, had a swim, and wandered back up the street to collect it – perfectly re-sized, and polished.

What’s not to Love?

Goreme would be our base for the next couple of days. Unlike some of our fellow travelers who resorted to washing in the bath, TC and I chose to avail ourselves of the hotel’s laundry service. One thing that became apparent in our travels was that the hotels where we stayed usually didn’t have guest laundries. Fortunately the cost of getting someone else to wash and dry your laundry was relatively cheap. We washed about five days of gear for both of us for less than 50 TL. We kept the hand washing for later in the trip when we didn’t have enough time to use a laundry service.

Our day started with a walking tour through the bushland around Goreme, including views of Love Valley (so named because of the phallic shaped rock formations rather than any romantic notions. It was a beautiful blue skied, sunny day and every few minutes there was another spectacular view. TC had his camera welded to his face and took an insane amount of photos. We trundled along for probably about an hour or so until we came to a shady sheltered spot. Lo and behold there was a shop there which offered fresh orange and pomegranate juice and flogged English books.  Venturing off on our own, we headed up through another valley, through a sort of cave until Mutlu came after us to get us to come back. There were a lot of valleys and trails but also a lot of tourists so it’s pretty unlikely you’d get stuck out here long enough to sell your miracle survival story. I’m pretty sure Goreme is Turkey’s answer  to Mission Beach – once a community but now the infrastructure for a tourist industry.

After a bit more trekking we stopped for a bio break at a local market (and undercover rest area). After that we jumped in the bus and headed to Uchisar for lunch. Finally a Turkish food that was just like we get at home. Only better. Gozleme. Traditional spinach and cheese. And potato and cheese. Delish. Washed down with a diet coke. TC couldn’t’ resist the choc caramel ice cream and I dutifully obliged finishing it off for him. We watched as the Turkish ladies made the fresh Gozleme and sat down at a low table on cushions to consume the delectable treat. This style of dining, sitting on the floor is not uncommon in Turkey.

After lunch we went on a guided tour of Uchisar, what was until 20 years ago an actual village that people lived in, carved into the walls. Our guide was our host at the café, whose family used to live there. We wandered through rooms that were kitchens, with ovens carved into the walls. Seats and tables, and stairs or at least climbing holes that went to upper floors. Apparently some of the carvings higher up were actually for pigeon coops. Pigeons were quite a feature of the way of life around Goreme. The secluded valley was quite serene and the local perspective on the dwellings was worthwhile. The girls bought a balloon souvenir that was to become our mascot for the rest of the tour – brightly coloured it came with a balloon that you blew up and put inside the balloon part.

After chilling out in the hotel for a while, we all piled into the minibus once more and headed into town for our dinner with a local family. They welcomed us at the door to their home, where we removed our shoes, as is customary in Turkey and came into their lounge room where we sat cross legged on cushions on the floor around a large table. We ate a traditional soup followed by a Turkish style casserole or stew and salad and bread. It was a simple Turkish meal that an average family might eat. Which was the point. Although it felt slightly uncomfortable and the family didn’t actually sit and eat with us which was what I was hoping for, it was worthwhile. It would probably have been better to get to know some Turks and be invited to their home for dinner. But at least these people were earning some extra money by doing this and it was nice to get have some contact with something a little bit less touristy. (See you Soon – Coldplay – This is from a compilation album called Coastal Chill. Not my usual fare but it was a good interlude in my CD stacker for those lazy Sunday drives down the mountain to Kiama.)

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Following our dinner we headed off to experience one of Turkey’s great cultural oddities – the Whirling dervishes – Essentially the whirling dervish ‘dance’ is a trance like whirl that comes out of being in a highly contemplative religious state. The dervishes are part of a highly religious Muslim sect that originated in Konya in Turkey. Curiously now though, in the secular democracy of Turkey, they also ‘perform’ for the mobs of tourists that come through Cappadocia. The most impressive thing was the building where the performance was held. An ancient building of sandstone that was once used as a kind of traveller’s stop, it had a big open courtyard where the animals would have once been in. For the performance we went into what looked like a church in the round. We sat in wooden stalls that were a lot like church pews and watched as the dervishes got themselves in a trance like state (which actually takes a while. They come out wearing long black frock coats and as they whirled they removed them so they were in the traditional white long tunics we are used to seeing. The performance actually goes on for quite some time. We were already quite tired from a busy day of trekking and the lengthy performance and the constancy of the chanting and whirling nearly put me in a trance like state. TC bought me a spectacular Tracy style travelling present though – a whirling dervishes snow globe. Spectacular.

Goodbye Istanbul, hello Ankara (again)

We met everyone else from our tour group at the hotel but due to the traffic, the bus was running late and apparently would have trouble getting down the narrow streets to the hotel. The solution? We all went and stood on the corner with our gear and waited for the bus to stop. It did, blocking other traffic. Unfortunately the bus had very little luggage space so somehow TC and I ended up on the back seat jammed up against the wheel arch which left no legroom with our enormous backpacks on our laps. Mutlu assured us the bus we would be on for the rest of the journey would have more luggage space.

We drove across the city (which took a lot longer than the ferry we had arrived on) and got there just in time to board the train. We went straight to the compartments and set up the beds. TC and I shared with Mutlu and Tanya. I opted for a bottom bunk because that made it easier to get up (and meant someone didn’t have to get disrupted by my tossing and turning. In the end Mutlu and Tanya slept on the top bunks.  The beds were more comfortable than I was expecting although I woke up with a sore back because I slept with my little pack under my feet. Fortunately the big pack was flat enough to slide under the seat.  Linen is provided – you get a sheet, a cotton waffle weaved blanket and a pillow with pillowcase. The linen all comes in bags but you have to make your own bed (which was different to my other overnight rail experiences). TC and I headed to the dining car – we had in mind to have some dinner but in the end we got some chips and beers. I slept OK but woke with a desperate need to visit the facilities. TC had warned me not to but I just couldn’t hold on. It was a European style toilet and it was bad but not the most disgusting thing I’ve seen. It sat somewhere in between a plane toilet at the end of a long haul flight and a festival portaloo.

At the end of our journey we walked into familiar territory at Ankara Gar making this our fourth but not quite final journey between Istanbul and Ankara. We got on our tour bus and met our driver Fardi for the first time. Fardi, who was lovely, looked like your quintessential Turk, tall, dark and moustached. I am not sure what it is with the Turks but the men look like they’re permanently participating in Movember. Our first stop was a little bakery café, where we hadn’t been before. Bakery products for breakfast was a change from the traditional Turkish breakfast. TC and I went a bit nuts and chose a smorgasbord of things to try. We got four pastries – a cross between a Danish and pastie, filled with various things – one meat, two different cheese pastries, a plain pastry and an apple pie. And of course they were accompanied by tea.

Of course the only thing we were stopping to see was Anits Kabir. This time, however, we walked up from the entrance along the path we hadn’t bothered to venture down before. At the front are statues depicting soldiers and ordinary Turkish folk (women and the elderly who they were fighting for. The stones in the walk are spaced apart with grass growing between them so you have to look down while you are walking, symbolizing that we have to always pay attention to peace to maintain it. TC reckoned he’d had enough Attaturk the first time and declined to go into the museum. This time, however, we decided to go into the tomb room, well the great hall below which the tomb is stored. It was enormous and yet another sign of how important Attaturk is here. While TC wandered around outside, I went into the museum again on the guided tour. It was really interesting and somewhat confronting, hearing the Turkish story of the Gallipoli conflict or as they call it the Gallipoli war. From their side, the conflict really highlights the rise of Attaturk, who seems to have run the military operation and who apparently told his retreating troops to return to the front and fight to the death. My favourite thing about Anits Kabir is still the sign that says you can’t picnic on the lawns.

Finally we left Ankara and headed out on the road to Goreme in Cappadoccia, home of the fairy chimneys we had heard so much about. Our first stop was at a truckstop for lunch. It was like a real truckstop, not a service station. We queued at the counter and ordered what we wanted for lunch and then moved along a conveyor rail to choose extras, such as salad and dessert. It reminded me quite a lot of the old cafeterias in Kmart and Woolworths and stuff. I chose a salad and stuffed zucchini and rice for lunch. TC had a chicken kebab and we shared rice pudding and honey cake for dessert. One of the things I really enjoyed while I was there was wandering around the confectionary store and deli out the front – there were a million types of honey and white cheese along with more lollies than you could poke a stick at. (Alison – The Pixies – one of the simpler, lesser known yet still chaotic Pixies tunes. Doesn’t quite pack the punch of others but still better than most other tunes out there.)

After lunch we made a stop at a huge salt pan. As we wandered down the hill towards the salt lake, we were stopped to try the restorative properties of the salt. Apparently it’s supposed to make your hands look decades younger. It did make them feel soft but that’s about all. Walking on the salt lake was on odd feeling – it crunched below your feet. I wasn’t really convinced that it had the kind of restorative effects purported but it was a striking panorama and provided lots of photo opportunities. Not least of which was a photo of someone taking a photo of someone lying on the salt lake to take a photo. And ample cheat the perspective shots most commonly associated with pushing the leaning tower of Pisa upright.

After we left the lake we drove further through the valleys surrounding Goreme and made our first stop at a Turkish service station for a ‘bio break’. Service Stations are a treasure trove of junk food alternatives. You can even get beer. Our first discovery was a good one – the reverse lamington – It was a coconut cake with a chocolate syrup middle so tasted just like the old Aussie fundraising favourite. They also had a carrot cake and a banana cake but the lamington was definitely a favourite.

Fueled up and relieved we drove further into the valley capturing our first glimpse of the region’s infamous fairy chimneys. They look spectacular, carved out first by weather and time and then by man   due to the porous and easy to carve nature of the rock. Geology and human ingenuity combined to create villages that could rival those of Tolkien’s hobbits. Without the greenery. Goreme looked like a fairy village in the Australian bush – not the scorched red earth but the sparse bushland – all sandstone and straggly trees. It was late afternoon when we pulled into the Ciner Hotel – an old hotel on the outskirts of the village that looked like the sort of place Americans down on their luck go in Mexico (well at least according to the movies. You imagine it was grand and palatial once upon a time but now it’s just a shadow of its former self. We took a dip in the pool – where we found only our NZ friends brave enough to join us. It was a bit chilly after all.

For dinner we headed into town for dinner. The local specialty was – a pottery kebap. A kebap, rather than what we know as a kebab, it was a kind of Mediterranean casserole cooked in pottery with a cover made of dough to seal it. It’s then cooked in a pizza oven. The tradition is that the top is then knocked off with a really big knife, I let TC have that honour as knives and I are never a good mix. It was served with a cheese salad, chips and bread. The most interesting accompaniment was the dip to have with the bread – a mixture of pomegranate and chili with finely grated cheese. It tasted superb. The restaurant, like many we visited was set up for groups of tourists with big long tables. Largely the people make a trip and I have to say we had a really friendly, interesting and diverse group, a great guide and a fantastic driver. And it was fantastic to just sit around and chat. The conversation even turned to Australia’s wonderful array of dangerous fauna at some point. After an enjoyable dinner, it was back to the hotel and off to bed. (Paranoid Eyes – Pink Floyd – A beautiful song to fall asleep to. Probablytry not to listen to the lyrics or as is often the case with Pink Floyd it will be anxious nightmares rather than calm, fulfilling dreams that fill your slumber.)

Istanbul (not Constantinople)

After a surprisingly good night’s sleep on the hardest yet still comfortable bed  I’d ever slept on, we headed downstairs for breakfast – Turkish breakfast with olives, tomato, cucumber, bread, juice, tea and coffee but none really rivaled the spread G had put on for us or the Van breakfast we saw Mehmet enjoying while we were waiting to look at his carpets. After breakfast we gathered in the hotel foyer for our walking tour of Istanbul.

The first part of our walk was through the outdoor part of the Grand Bazaar. We wandered through the chaotic market, with stallholders trying to get us to look at their collections of Turkish tea sets, cheap clothing made in China, and fake perfume. About half way along the street we stopped to look at a white-bearded Turkish man with what is best described as a contraption strapped to his back. It was a metal container with a spout that came over his shoulder from which he poured tasty and very refreshing homemade lemonade.

From the Bazaar, we weaved our way past Istanbul University to the Sileymaniye mosque. It was the first functioning mosque I had ever been in so I was quite conscious of being reverent. When packing I had carefully considered the need to cover up in Mosques, packing a beautiful tie-dyed silk wrap TC’s mum had made for me. Unfortunately, I hadn’t really considered where our walking tour would take us and it was left in the bottom of my bag in the hotel. No problem though – the mosque provided me with a scarf to wear (not nearly as pretty as the one I had) and I was wearing a skirt that covered my knees. The other thingyou have to do to enter a mosque is to remove your shoes. In Istanbul, they also give you a plastic bag so you can carry your shoes when you are in the mosque (and not risk them getting lost). While muslims going to pray perform ablutions, this is not required (or really appropriate if you are visiting the mosque to see the building. The mosque was designed by renowned Ottoman urban planner and architect Mimar Sinan at the request of Sultan Suleyman. One of the largest mosques in Istanbul, it was beautiful inside, and because it was much younger than the Aya Sofya and in continual use, the mosaics and frescos are in excellent condition.

From there we wandered through the labyrinth of streets, past the entrance to the spice bazaar and through the park between the Ayasofya and Sultahahmet mosque. The world over, there are festivals highlighting localk culture and food – in Istanbul’s case, it was my fave Turkish foaod so far – the Simit Festival. And what do you find at a simit festival – well entertainment, simit sellers and a huge glass container full of simit, inviting people to guess how many there were.

Just outside the complex for the Sultanahmet mosque, There are a couple of columns, believed to have been brought to Istanbul in Egyptian times. It was then when the age and tumultuous history of Turkey became real to me – there’s Attaturk, disputes with modern Greece, a muslim history, a Christian history, the Ottoman empire, the Romans and also the Egyptians. It also highlighted why ruins sometimes go undiscovered for years. The bottom of the columns, which were once above the ground were now several meters below the ground line, presumably due to the movement of dust, the shifting sands of time I guess. Entering the other mosque, the concern had been more about my head being covered. This time the attendants thought nothing of me entering without a head scarf but wrapped a scarf around my legs to cover my below-the-knee skirt. It seemed very strange.

Once again, the queuing was worth it. The mosaics were spectacular, and again as this was a functioning mosque, they were well preserved. There is no limit to the time you can spend inside but the mosque management have it all worked out – you walk around the courtyard which would have once been a school, go in one side and then out the other into the park with paths to Topkapi Palace and the Ayasofya.

The first thing to say about Topkapi Palace is that it’s big. And spectacular. When you meander through the outer gardens and then through the gates you expect to be inside the palace . In fact the palace itself consists of a multitude of buildings with rolling lawns and formasl gardens everywhere. You can really imagine the ladies of the court (or the Ottoman version of a court) strolling through the grounds, reading and being ladies of leisure. There were rooms for everything – including a superbly decorated circumcision room and the opulence was overwhelming. The collections of jewels, replete with gold and jewel encrusted thrones were overwhelming. While I understand the need to preserve historical artefacts such as these, it is difficult to look at the poverty that is so glaringly obvious throughout Turkey. It’s one of the things that sets Australia apart from the rest of the world, at least the European world – our ancient history, that of australia’s indigenous population is one  of a nomadic people, rich in cultural tradition rather than opulent artefacts. The buildings themselves were also magnificent, beautifully decorated with  mosaics and hand painted ceramic tiles. We wandered around aimless looking for the harem rooms which everyone had told us were a must see in the Palace, it sounds implausible but the grounds are just so spread out and there are so many buildings, without a map, it’s almost impossible to find particular rooms. Eventually we were tipped off by the queues and ticket booths . The  harem rooms, which you have to pay extra to visit, are well worth it. The frescos on the ceiling are absolutely glorious and the detail on the perfectly preserved tiles is exquisite. In fact from a purely decorative point of view, they are my highlight of Istanbul so far.  One of the most curious things for  me were the rooms where the selected member of the harem would wait for their master. While we can now look on the idea of the harem as degredation of women, it was clear that in Ottoman times, this was an opportunity for women to live in comparative luxury and be educated. When the alternative was poverty and slavery, without  independent rights or education, it’s no surprise that being part of a  harem was a prized existence.

Our next stop was a gothic paradise – the Basillica Cistern was only discovered this century benrath the streets of Istanbul. The Cistern is a water collection covern but as it was constructed  in Roman times so it has a lot of  columns. Of course most above ground monuments have the space for gift shops and cafes and the like. The entrancxe to the basilica cistern  is from a non descript building on the edge of Sultanahmet square that looks like it could’ve been a public toilet block. When you walk downstairs, there are a series of stands across the front of the cistern selling souvenirs and snack, not really what you’d expect to find inside something that’s essentially a water reservoir.  A wooden walkway has been built above the waterline so you can walk around the cistern and look at the fish that call the place home. There’s also two columns at the back that feature inverted heads of the medusa which were one of my highlights of Istanbul (predictably).

Conscious that our time in Istanbul was a bit limited, we were keen to see as much as possible so we decided to go across the river to the modern shopping precinct and walk back across the Galatta Bridge. There are lots of other sides in Istanbul. The Bosphorous divides the east (Asian)  side and the western (European) side but Istanbul  is split into many islands and peninsulas. The Galata Bridge crosses one of these inlets on the European side. Conveniently the tram from Sultanahmet Square runs down the hill, across the bridge to Beyoglu (the Golden Horn). We caught the tram and then after some confusion  on our part we found the fernicular railway  to Taksim Square at the top of the hill. A tip- the fernicular Railway is underground which mean you need to go into what looks like a non signposted sunway entrance.

After that it’s a quick trip up the hill and you are in Taksim square where there is – you guessed it – another statue of Attaturk. Istikal Caddesi, the main shopping street starts here so we wandered  down, drinking in the sights, and sounds of modern Istanbul. Istikel Caddesi is more of a long and winding mall that a street – like the kind you find in the middle of most Australian cities. Although wandering down a  winding paved road seems much more interesting that the flat street malls common at home.

Quite soon we realised that it was quite late in the day and we hadn’t eaten lunch. We found the closest place which was kind of a fast food restaurant Turkish style. They sold kebap rolls and tosts. I had been looking forward to having Avayalik Yoast and decided, once I saw it on the menu that I had to have it. Avayalik  Toast is my kind of toast. Grilled cheese with bits of stuff which included a couple of meats, pickles, potatoes, tomato sauce,  mayonnaise and two types of cheese. It was awesome TC, who avoiuds pickles like they will bring forth the devil’s wrath, chose a more conservative kebab option.

Suitably refueled and revitalized TC, Christina and I headed off down Iskiter Caddesi marveling at all the shops along the way. As we headed further down the hill,  the shops became funkier . Eventually we stumbled on what can only be described as musicians row, aside for the music stores  and craft stores, there were scores of musical instrument stores with all manner of eastern instruments, most notably a huge range of sitars. Further down thehill we found the Galatta Tower. We decided not to walk up the tower – there was a bit of a queue and while I’m  sure the view was wonderful, we were a bit tired and had a couple more things to do before we met our tour group to catch the overnight train back to Ankara. We wandered further down so we could walk across the galatta bridge. In fact we almost cossed beneath the Bridge as there is an an arcade beneath the bridge where you can cross to the other side. The galatta Bridge arcade was also where I had my first encounter with Istanbul’s public toilets. Initially I ventured into a a traditional squat toilet. They are really just a hole in the ground with non slide panels for your feet on either side. They also have a bucket of water and ladle for washing. Pretty much all public toilets in the west also include at least one European style toilet. Although these smell just as much as the squat toilets due to the bin rather than bowl approach to toilet paper disposal.

While the Galatta Bridgee is a famour Istanbul monumentits not that exciting to walk over. Essentially it’s a bridge across ariver where lots of people come to fish. Something you fing on pretty much any Australian jetty or bridge over a major waterway. bNot really the Sydney Harbbouir Bridge or anything – although I am sure history buffs will be aware of some great significance I am  missing.

Once over the bridge, we wandered back up the hill to Sultanahmet so TC and Christina could look in some camera stores. When we got to the top we cam across what to us we would describe as a pharmacy, except it had everything a pharmacy would stock apart from the medicine dispensary. The medicine dispensaries are just that –places to get medicine – granted pretty much anything  you want- but only medicine. The shop at the top of Sultanahmet square, however, had perfume, makeup and my holy grail – tampons. It transpires that as long as you’re looking in tourist areas, this essential item is available in Turkey. Yay!

We’re not in Kansas anymore

We had promised G that we would wake her to say goodbye so on our way out the door at dawn, I tapped on her door and bade her farewell. We wandered around the corner to the taksi rank and for the first time since our arrival we found it devoid of taksis. A press of the call button brought us a ride in no time and as we were waiting, we were joyfully farewelled by our hostess with the most(est) from the balcony. A short ride later and we were at Ankara Gar, the main train station in Ankara. Swiftly through the security screening (as heavy here as it is in Spain  due to the PKK) , we found our platform and got on the fast train that goes halfway between Ankara and Istanbul.

The train was comfortable enough and travelled pretty fast. We changed trains at Iskedir which was really well marked and were on our way in the normal speed train. It was a pretty long journey but was broken up when the train steward came around with a cart full of treats- we grabbed a packet of chips, some biscuits that tasted like Nice biscuits and a cake which turned out to be an inside out lamington. It was a coconut cake with chocolate in the middle. When we stopped at one of the towns along the way, a simit salesman boarded the train with a basket of fresh, warm simit bread. And tea. Turkey pretty much runs on tea. Like most trains around the world, the tea here comes in a paper cup instead of the tulip glasses offered by carpet salesman (and pretty much every café.)

The landscape changed quite dramatically throughout our journey from the barren mountains around Ankara to lush valleys growing nuts and olives. We also saw a lot of building work – not the organized building we have in Australia but the building of dwellings without proper scaffolding or any safety equipment. One of the things you see a lot is what looks like half finished houses with the reinforcing steel jutting out of the bottom storey. This is actually how houses are built here – you build the first story and leave it set up for the second so you can easily add it later when you have money. The other thing you notice is that the sleekest, cleanest and obviously most expensive buildings are the mosques and all have at least one elaborate minaret (with loudspeakers of course, as no one actually climbs them for the call to prayer these days).

It was on the train that we got our first experience of Turkish toilets, in particular the squat toilets. These traditional toilets get even less appealing than western style toilets after a long train journey. Add to this Turkey’s wholly inadequate plumbing system and the requirement not to put toilet paper through the sewers but rather to place it in a bin next to the toilet. A lot of private toilets are heavy on the air freshener to combat this problem and some
of the posher public toilets are cleaned more regularly. Given the fact that you have to pay to use most of them, a certain level of cleanliness should be expected. The toilets on the train were what you’d expect – filthy and with
water on the floor by the end of the journey.

We will get to know the trip between Istanbul and Ankara quite well by the time we leave Turkey. The plane flew over it from Abu Dhabi to Istanbul, and then we flew from Istanbul to Ankara. After today’s trip o Istanbul we will return to Ankara on the overnight train as part of our tour and then fly over it again as we leave Istanbul in a few weeks time. [Solarburn – Alchemist – one of my fave songs from one of Australia’s premier
metal bands and some of the nicest chaps you’ll ever meet. They also do a marvelous War of the Worlds cover]

Our first stop after leaving the platform at Haydarpasa station on the Asian side of the Bosphorus (the sea channel that runs between the Mediterranean and the Black Sea and splits Istanbul in two) was to find a toilet. TC had suggested I hang on if possible and that’s exactly what I did. From there we caught a ferry across the Bosphorus. Like everywhere else in Turkey, there was no recognisable queue to board the ferry. Everyone
just kind of clambered on board. We sat near the front and warded off another round of men selling tea and snacks. The trip across the water gave us a good opportunity to see Istanbul from a different viewpoint but took only about 10 or 15 minutes.

We arrived at the wharf near the infamous Galata Bridge to a busy tourist hotspot – our first but probably not our last experience of Turkey’s growing popularity as a tourist destination for Eastern Europeans as well as Germans and sun loving Brits. The Turks have a close relationship with the Germans after they sided with them in World War I. And there seem to be quite a few who choose Turkey as a holiday destination. There were people everywhere and spruikers announcing the virtues of their Bosphorus cruise over the 57 others offered along the docks. We rushed past them to find a taksi – we gave the driver our hotel’s address and instructions and he assured us he could get us there. Rule no.1 of taksis in Turkey, particularly in Istanbul – when the driver says he can get you there, it doesn’t mean he knows where there is, it just means he is sure he can get you there… eventually. Our driver circumnavigated what seemed like the same series of streets several times, stopping to ask everyone he saw whether they had heard of our hotel – the Newport Hotel. By now I was getting worried the hotel didn’t exist or was so bad, nobody ever stayed there. Eventually after about four or five sets of directions and a lot of laps of what seemed like the same narrow streets, we arrived at our destination. The hotel looked like it was either a cheap hotel trying to look more impressive with the use of gilt and mirrors or a hotel that saw its heyday in the ‘80s. Probably a little of column a and b. We checked in and headed up to our room which while not extravagant was comfortable enough. From there it was off to explore Istanbul.

Our tour includes a full day of exploring Istanbul but notes that the Ayasofya, the church turned mosque turned museum that issaid to be one of Istanbul’s great highlights, would be closed as tomorrow is Monday. Of course we set out to find the Ayasofya. Armed with a map (although not sure where we were on it), we looked for the infamous building. We wandered through the back streets of Sultanahmet until we came across an impressive looking domed church which was being renovated on the outside. It turned out not to be the Ayasofya, which was much grander in scale, beauty and tourist activity. So when we finally arrived we queued, which is not one of TC’s favourite pastimes. It was interesting watching the tour groups of mainly older people weaving past the crowds, with ever observant tour group leaders rounding them up like sheep just like you see in the movies. And yes more of them than I care to remember were wearing white spray jackets and sunvisors. I hoped to myself that our tour would be quite different to this.

Everyone who has been to Istanbul has told me that I simply must visit the Ayasofya. Now I’m not prone to agreeing with popular opinion but in this case I bow and scrape to it. The Ayasofya is a magnificent building that is just simply overwhelming. As you wander through it, in awe of the 1500 year old church and its magnificent frescos, you wonder what life must have been like here during Istanbul’s tumultuous history. And whatever you do, when you walk into the main body of the Ayasofya, tilt your head back and just look up for about 15 minutes. No photos I have seen come close to capturing the magnificence within those walls. You simply have to stand in the middle and look up. And as the Ayasofya was used as a model for many churches and mosques in Istanbul (and indeed throughout Turkey) I imagine one of the most common travel insurance payouts for travelers to Turkey is for neck injuries from looking at so many ornate ceilings.

By now it was mid afternoon and we were hungry. We found the Sultanahmet (blue) mosque and the Basilica Cistern which we resolved to visit in our free time and headed to one of the touristy restaurants near Sultanahmet Square for a late lunch. We ordered a plate of hummus to share and I tried the kofte (local meatballs) which came with a Turkish salad of tomato, feta and cucumber – like a Greek salad without the onion. One thing you notice quite quickly is that bread in served everywhere, is complementary, plentiful and refilled quickly. Water is not, although a bottle of water is between a half and one Turkish Lira (25-50c) and even at it it’s most expensive  2TL ($1). After our late lunch, we wandered back to the hotel for our tour group meeting and introduction. [All she could ask for – The Creatures – Siouxsie Sioux re-imagined as friendly arthouse electro fare. One of my favourite promoters brought The Creatures to Australia some years ago and gave me complimentary tix (even though there was absolutely no prospect of me reviewing the show). Now that’s a true gentleman.

My main concern about a tour was winding up with a group of 18 year olds who saw the tour as a way to check out Turkish nightlife, get drunk every night and travel with hangovers. I secretly held out hope that as Turkey wasn’t the Amalfi coast and excessive drinking was frowned upon in Muslim countries, we might have a slightly older demographic. As it turns out, the age range on our tour was between 24 and 65 with more than half our fellow travelers older than both TC and I. But they definitely weren’t the white shoe brigade tour group we had seen the previous day. And most of them were Canadian. There were Ken and Rae, a retired teacher and nurse from Stratford, Canada, Bill, an architect, and his wife Jane who run their own business in Canada (I think in Toronto), Christina, a nurse from (I think) a community just outside Vancouver, Christine, from Toronto, Canada, who is involved in sustainability programs, a US couple from Cincinnati – Gerry and Sheila, the third of our three nurses and the extremely fit wilderness fanatics on our tour who had hiked in places I would be scared to go, kiwis Rob, an engineer and his wife Pam  who had just spent some weeks on a cruise through Russia, a brand management specialist from London taking a year out to travel (yes, I was very jealous she could do that) and of course two other Australians – Annie and Fiona from Melbourne, who were taking a break between their masters degrees and teaching science, maths and health to teenagers. Our Turkish guide Mutlu was from Antakya in Turkey’s east, better known to westerners as Antioch, close to the border with Syria. It is not common to find Turkish people who speak English fluently and Mutlu’s English was by far the best we had encountered in Turkey – and I am sure much better than my few words of badly pronounced Turkish. The first word I sensibly learnt was teşekkürler (thank you), the second inshallah (an Arabic word that means god willing).

After our quick introduction and the filling out of paperwork (always tedious) we arranged to meet for dinner and TC and I returned to our room for a quick freshen up. When we arrived downstairs, one of our tour members had collapsed and was being taken to hospital by our guide. The rest of us went out to eat – I had doner kebab which came with salad, pickled veges and rice (not bread). There was, however, a plentiful supply of puffed bread which is best described as the Turkish bread we know puffed full of air and then baked to be slightly crispy. It was a favourite in Istanbul restaurants. There was Efes beer flowing aplenty but it’s not really a topple I enjoy so I abstained in favour of a plentiful supply of bottled water. After dinner it was off to bed with a 7.30am wakeup call to prepare us for breakfast and our tour of Istanbul. [Sister Havana – Urge Overkill – these guys remind me of my first Big Day Out in ’94, part of a massive lineup – I went to see The Ramones before they split and came home with a mammoth new playlist. I saw their latest incarnation a few years ago and they had lost nothing.]

This is the story of a man named Attaturk…

Our third day in Ankara started lazily. We got up slowly. Did some domestic chores like the washing, enjoyed a rather Australian breakfast of vegemite toast and tea. G loaded us up with directions for the taksi driver and we headed out on our ow.. our first trip was to Anits Kabir, the museum that houses the tomb of Attaturk. Our limited explanation for the taksi driver actually got us there fairly easily. We had become accustomed to being screened when we went well pretty much anywhere. As a military building, that was always going to be the case at Anits Kabir. As we wandered up towards the museum we noticed the signs about what you can and can’t do , including not being able to picnic in the grounds. The museum itself is a big parade ground surrounded by the museum with a huge, mausoleum at one end. The museum contained Attaturk’s clothes, swords, pipes, books, jewels, cars and even his boat. There were plenty of paintings showing Attaturk commanding his troops in about three wars including the Gallipoli war. It was interesting to hear the Turkish version of of that conflict. Apparently the Turkish troops left the front and Attaturk asked them why they were retreating and they said they had run out of ammunition. He told them to go back to the front and use their bodies to defend themselves. Essentially it’s all Attaturk, all the time. Turkey has national service which all men have to undertake. One of the jobs is guarding the mausoleum. There are guards at attention everywhere – they look like the mime artists who pose as statues and nothing fazes them – including the Japanese (or sometimes Turkish) tourists standing next to them to get a photo. For winter (it snows in Ankara) they have glass boxes to keep them away from the elements while they do their statue impersonation.
Our next stop was back at the jewellery shop we had visited the day before to pick up my ring. Resized in 24 hours and it was beautiful. Mission accomplished, we took a stroll down the street, and visited Flamingo, and infamous pastry store where we selected a range of small biscuits. It turns out you pay for them by the kilo rather than individually so when we said we wanted two of each, we actually received 200 grams of each one. And we pretty much chose the most boring selection we could have – one had a slight cheese flavor but the rest were pretty plain. Further down the street we found the made in Turkey store our hosts had directed us to. No fat clothes of course but we did manage to find some really cheap underwear that will no doubt come in handy while we zip around Turkey on our tour.
One of the most curious things about Ankara is that you can get everything home delivered, including McDonalds. Here the small mopeds that you see bringing pizza or Chinese takeaway in American movies are plastered with McDonalds ads. It’s also a wonder the city isn’t full of really obese people – you don’t see anyone cycling or jogging either.
G had suggested a bright orange kebab shop along the shopping strip as a possible lunch destination for us. We went in and prepared to order. This was new territory as up until this point we had a Turkish speaking guide or written instructions for the taxi driver. TC sat for a while to survey how the system worked. I have to admit I get a bit lazy travelling with TC and get him to try and work out what to do or who to approach. In this case I told myself that in Turkey, the staff are more likely to look to the man. This was true in some limited circumstances but really I didn’t do it because I didn’t have to. After a few minutes of surveying the situation, TC had it sussed. You go and give your order to one guy, then a second will serve you. Except that there is a third server if you want a kebab. Apparently this is how you keep as many people employed as possible. Our order kept a few people busy as TC had a kebab and I had kumpir- a baked potato with cheese and all sorts of condiments on top including corn, pickled vegetables, meat (turkey ham) and traditionally topped off with tomato sauce and mayonnaise. I passed on the tomato sauce but it was delicious. The assembly process was worth watching- they scoop the cooked potato out and then whip it with cheese until the cheese melts and is thoroughly combined with the potato. Of course when we left the orange takeaway, we realised we had dined at the wrong establishment. The recommended orange kebab place was a block further up the road. [Let’s Face It – The Mighty Mighty Bosstones – While we are in Turkey two of my fave bands – the Bosstones and the Dropkick Murphys who hail from Boston will play at Fenway Park, home of the Boston Redsox. If it wasn’t for our Turkey odyssey… Of course TC said the same about the Rugby World Cup.]

Our hunger satisfied, it was time to think about dinner- We wandered back to Flamingo and picked up a box of baklava for dessert and then headed for the butcher (well the poultry purveyor at any rate) and picked up a stack of chicken schnitzels, a favourite meal at Chez G&S by all accounts. We used the previous day’s taksi instructions to get us home and spent the rest of the day relaxing, chatting with G&S and getting packed for our early morning departure. We enjoyed a feast of chicken schnitzel and chips with G,S and their elder daughter Ms. L, who had been sick with the flu during most of our visit. Chez G&S is set up in such a way that Little Miss K has her own activities space so she ate dinner watching a brand new DVD rather than have to listen to the adults waffle on. After dinner we enjoyed the baklava and a magnificent chocolate chick pea cake prepared by our gregarious host. Once again tired at about 9.30pm, we headed to bed to prepare for our early morning departure.